Texting Turnover

The Grinch came to Greenwich early this Christmas season. He didn't steal Christmas—.

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On Dec. 3, a 31-year-old woman from Norwalk told police she had been driving south at about 2 a.m. the night before when she received a text message. When she attempted to answer it, she lost control of her car, which went over the guard rail, struck a utility pole and a tree before landing upside down in a ditch below.

Apparently unharmed, she told police that she then called her husband for a ride home.

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Police were called to Duchess Restaurant in Fairfield when a customer refused to leave after arguing with the manager of his cheeseburger.

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A man who told Fairfield police he was homeless and needed money for a place to stay was arrested after reportedly shoplifting $154 worth of gum from .

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A man reportedly ran off with from a in Fairfield.

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Fairfield police were called to investigate after it was reported that a teen boy was standing in his underwear at an intersection, holding a sign that said “Honk if you think I’m sexy; Don’t if you think I’m an [expletive deleted].”

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According to the Norwalk Police Department, a man was driving out of a supermarket parking lot when he collided with a patrol car with its sirens and lights on.

Another police officer arrived on the scene and noticed the man putting something under the rear tire of the car. The police officer checked the area of the rear wheel and found a silver handgun.

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It's not uncommon for kids to get busted with pot at a high school. But five in one day? .

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When a Greenwich Police officer found a man urinating in Byram Park, little did he know that he would end up discovering the after breaking a window to get inside.